Total Medals Earned: 187 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,770 Points
Medals Earned: 11/16 (155/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 4/25 (20/640 points)
Get 5x combo
Open the level editor
Open one of the official levels
Die 25 in one level
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 10x combo
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 46/52 (280/330 points)
Medals Earned: 3/16 (45/565 points)
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Play the game during December.
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 6/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)
Played the game for the first time
Play 1 round
Play 5 rounds
Play 10 rounds
Place top 3 one time
Place top 3 5 times
Place top 3 10 times!
Won 1st place one time
Won 1st place five times
Won 1st place 10 times!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (140/290 points)
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
It's a long way down.
Run out of time.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/305 points)
Die
Kill a cop
Have 30 rats
Parry a bullet
Kill a boss
Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage
Beat the game without summoning anything